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fefe dobson | watch me move

“i’m gonna tease ya till you beg for euthanasia/ i’m a respirator! now watch me move.”

i just found a bunch of old old IM conversations from a long time ago

apparently i thought they were worth saving. so i read through them, and as it turns out— i am a comedian. they are pretty damn funny scripts between my friends and i. plus i mean, i just like keeping random things “for posterity” as my mother would say.

U.S. states (+ D.C.) listed from happiest to saddest

tweexcore:

symphonyno2ineminor:

sarahspy:

According to a new study analyzing 1.3 million participants’ self-reported well-being, plus their state’s weather, home prices, etc:

1. Louisiana
2. Hawaii
3. Florida
4. Tennessee
5. Arizona
6. Mississippi
7. Montana
8. South Carolina
9. Alabama
10. Maine
11. Alaska
12. North Carolina
13. Wyoming
14. Idaho
15. South Dakota
16. Texas
17. Arkansas
18. Vermont
19. Georgia
20. Oklahoma
21. Colorado
22. Delaware
23. Utah
24. New Mexico
25. North Dakota
26. Minnesota
27. New Hampshire
28. Virginia
29. Wisconsin
30. Oregon
31. Iowa
32. Kansas
33. Nebraska
34. West Virginia
35. Kentucky
36. Washington
37. District of Columbia
38. Missouri
39. Nevada
40. Maryland
41. Pennsylvania
42. Rhode Island
43. Massachusetts
44. Ohio
45. Illinois
46. California
47. Indiana
48. Michigan
49. New Jersey
50. Connecticut
51. New York

WTF, greater NYC tri-state area?  perk the fuck up.

That’s really not surprising. Remember, New Yorkers value interestingness over happiness and a whole slew of other nuisances. Remember Do You Belong in NYC?

wooo! comin in third place! happy people in the sunshine state over hurre!
ALSO: turns out new yorkers are a miserable bunch of cranky-ass yankees! shocking!

kshcnsaifvasvdg!!

right now i am happy, sad, and PISSED.

happy: going to atlanta tomorrow morning. straight A’s this semester and sporting a 3.72 gpa.

sad: i did not get to see my main squeeze today. i do NOT feel like packing.

pissed: myyyy school is the stupidest fucking school in the country. they canceled one of the classes that i NEED in the spring to be able to graduate after the summer semester. they didnt notify me at all, i just looked at my schedule & was like, oh hey— missing a class all the sudden. aaaand they closed today until jan 3rd. classes start the 5th. meaning that i had to just fucking search for some random class online to add to my schedule before everything was full so i would have full-time.

viva-amore:

prettyworld:

Pretty Paris.


last one. good night!

viva-amore:

prettyworld:

Pretty Paris.

last one. good night!

december

i don’t even know. i’m content i think. going to atlanta with my bff on saturday, get back day before christmas eve. i really hope it snows. submitted my articles for the paper, and just waiting on grades. also— a big ambiguous “hot damn” for yuh.

i hope i can get something written or painted or drawn soon. i love this feeling.

viva-amore:

(via scribble-scribbles)

viva-amore:

(via scribble-scribbles)

gatekeeper:

(via suzywire)

one of my favorite sights. look at himmmmm! squee.

gatekeeper:

(via suzywire)

one of my favorite sights. look at himmmmm! squee.

hey new followers!

i haven’t been on in a while. twas finals week first, then it was the weekend/ is the beginning of the week AFTER finals when i catch up on five months of missing sleep.

anyway, it’s almost christmas! what’s on your wishlist?

(via misswallflower)
i will live on the TOP floor, sucker. in one with a damn good view.

(via misswallflower)

i will live on the TOP floor, sucker. in one with a damn good view.


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