When I've had a few drinks & see someone really...
Don’t confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who I am. My...– Frank Ocean (via thatkindofwoman)
Two things define you. Your patience when you have nothing, and your attitude...– (via habitualbliss)
magna cum laude! can’t believe it. …what do i do now?
just hit me that graduation is in two days. i’m about to get real friendly with the self tanner so i don’t blind everyone.
Institutions will try to preserve the problem to which they are the solution.– The Shirky Principle (via explore-blog)
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Maybe an “I’m a straight-A student and a graduating senior, I know how school works and my efforts are my business” opt-out-of-this-sermon feature?
We can’t jump off bridges anymore because our iPhones will get ruined. We can’t...– Jeremy Glass, We Can’t Get Lost Anymore (via altogetherweathered) my phone in my pocket helps me find parks and beaches when i’m not familiar with an area, take pictures to remember the sights, and map my way home afterwards. i agree with the pointless “checking in” stuff...
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an irish accent is a great remover for that pesky stuck-on lingerie.
she looked this way, I thought I saw, and when she looked she didn’t shudder at my pawww
hey, radio stations:
how about retiring the phrase “the 80’s, 90’s, and today!” since “today” is no longer the decade from 2000-2009. why does no one call the 2000’s the noughties? we’re in the TENS! so weird.
who the SHIT does youtube think it is, allowing copyright notices on videos of individuals covering music. that website would be nothing—the INTERNET would be nothing— without creative people showing their take on popular songs, movies, etc. the entire creative INDUSTRY is based on riffing off of someone else. do record labels or whoever is behind this REALLY think that they can keep...
when is two and a half men going to be called three men? the little guy is not so little anymore.
kittening: a male celebrity can literally beat his girlfriend half to death and still enjoy a successful career with millions of adoring fans a female celebrity can gain a few pounds and she’s shunned, mocked, and ridiculed by thousands of people over many different mediums do you see the problem with this yes, it’s the word “mediums.” the plural of medium is media.
i never hear anyone say anything but negative stuff about facebook. i deactivated about two weeks ago and i don’t miss it at ALL. a network that consists only of finding new inventive (creepy) ways to stalk; being a corporation’s data mine with NO privacy; having to read through ignorant, inane status updates; and being forced to see invasive, obnoxious ads, all to keep up with...
flappingphysicist: lets-have-awkward-sex: mickjaggerstinytodger: *gets the urge to delete all my social network accounts, drop out of school and live in the woods* you can’t just thoreau your life away like that I dunno I think there’s some value in emerson yourself in nature